I saw this post a while ago and yep that’s definitely something Clear would say.
Happy 1st of September!
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There’s a difference between
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
I have such a soft spot for cartoon violence(x)
(no timestamp on the link since this isn’t an exact scenario from the vid but the punchline is still gavin gets anvil’d)
me: im ugly
friends: no you're not
me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. guys don't add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something for tomorrow. guys don't text me saying 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even saying 'hi whats up?' if i have any guy friends they're one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it's because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of doing a party because i know i would't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? NO, it's because i don't look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of 'guy friends'? don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure af, my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body, so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.
A short conversation between Patrick and Ryan on Quick Draw
Patrick: How could you say that about my mother!
(Source: ryanismyfave, via fuckyeahroosterteethproductions)
Haru? Sorry, but can you get me a towel?